Waiter jokes

On the first day his son joined the family

firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and

said,

'I am going to give you your very first lesson in
business. Stand on
the edge of the roof.'

Reluctantly, the
boy went to stand on the edge of the roof.
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|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides.Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars.
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A fellow decides to
take
off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes

at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After

leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.

When he enters his
house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes
off his shoes and
starts tip-toeing up the stairs.
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What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn nnngue.
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Why is the sky not happy on clear
days?


It has the blues
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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's
daughter: bald as a
billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come
back? A
stick.
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Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please...Louis Farrakhan:The road, you will see, represents the black man.The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him down!Colonel Sanders:I missed one?L.
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Mary.
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Two government economists were returning

home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were

assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were
occupying
the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle.
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