Waiter jokes

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?
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Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?" Tom says, "I would switch one train to another track.
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Q: What is Iraq's
national bird ?
A:
Duck
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a guy was teased everywhere of his

totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that
he
should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest
statue and
shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM
TALLER
THAN MY HAIR!'
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A blind man walks into a store
with his
seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and
begins
swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and
asks,
"What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking

around."
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"Haven't I
seen your face before?" a judge
demanded, looking down at the
defendant.

"You have, Your
Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son
violin lessons
last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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adenoids.....(n) Space critters whut are keepin' Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia...(n) Rushun princess y'all red 'bout in skool. antacid......(n) aloosinagenic drugs uzed by itty bitty bugz. bowel........(n) A alfabit letter lyke A, E, I, O, or U or why? bronchitis...(n) dinosour frum the plastikseen age; extinked. catscan......
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|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
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During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a woman from the back of the theater yelled out, "Hey, how'd you do that?""I could tell you, madam", the magician answered, "But then I'd have to kill you."After a short pause, she yelled back, "Ok, then... Just tell my husband!"
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbie
!
Barbie who ?
Barbie Q !
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