Waiter jokes

When a plane caught fire over the jungle the

pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned
to
his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'
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|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A sergeant reported thoughtfully: "Sir, I just discovered something that does the work of fifty men.""What is it?" the officer got interested."Two hundred soldiers."
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My brother's a professional boxer.
Heavyweight ?
No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
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Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a
cricket
match?
Because they're both stopped by the rein.
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play
spiccato?
A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
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Why do people beat their clocks?
To kill
time.
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If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.
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My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, "What was that for?" "Nothing. DO something and see what you get."I once got smacked and when I asked, "What was that for?" my mom replied, That's for all the things I never found out about.
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Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making a double pun when they send their bill commanding "Please Pay Current Charges"?
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After she woke
up, a woman told her
husband, "I just dreamed
that you gave me a pearl necklace for
Valentine's day. What
do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight."
he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package and gave
it to
his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book
entitled
"The meaning of dreams"
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