Waiter jokes

What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"
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A Texan bought a round of

drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a

typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.

Two weeks later
he returned to the bar.
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A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the columns entitled: Name, Age, Address, etc. Finally, she came to the column: Salary Expected. She wrote, "YES."
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What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex? She moves.
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Why aren't you doing very well in
history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I

was born!
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Why did your sister keep running
around her
bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
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A
Skeleton walks into a
bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butch
!
Butch who ?
Butch your arms around me !
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|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
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An eighty year old couple decide to
try for
a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce
a
sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the

bottle is empty. "What's the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well,"

says the old man, "First I tried it with my right hand, then my left.
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