Waiter jokes

The Captain was
Jewish, and the new First
Officer was Chinese. It was the
first time they had flown together,
and it was obvious by the silence
that
they didn't get
along.

After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, " I don't
like
Chinese. "

The F.O.
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|"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish.""Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."
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A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."His friend says, "You know, that don't sound too bad.
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What did the bumble bee striker say ?
Hive
scored !
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There is a new Barbie doll on
the
market - Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white
face
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Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for
a
grape?
He was colour-blind.
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Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in

common?
A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both

f*cked.
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A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar attendant asks. "what's that on your head? The frog says. "I don't know, it started out as a wart on my bum!"
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Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they
squeak !
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How do you insult a hamburger patty?
Call it
a meatball!
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