Waiter jokes

Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression that you arevery hard pressed.
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What is a polygon ?
A dead parrot !
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How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts
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On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, "Have I ever told you how handsome and sexy and irresistible to women you are?""Why no," said the husband, flattered."Then what the hell gave you that idea at the party?!" she yelled.
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I've had a slight
accident with your
sleigh, Father Christmas!
Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in
mint condition!
That's all right....now it's a mint with a
hole!
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What did George Washington have to do with
Gorillas?
As little as possible, dummy!
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"Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a
Ph.D."
"What does Ph.D. stand for?"
"in his case, Pin-headed Dope."
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What do you call a woman who has lost
95% of
her intelligence?
Divorced.
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is
80
million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. "Where's George?" one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone."He's about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there 'cause I figured ain't nobody 'bout to steal him."
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