Waiter jokes

So the elephant says to the naked man . . ."You breathe through that little thing?"
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Which is the only day you
you are safe in
a cannibal village ?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter
instead)!
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is

completely unknown ?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's
forgotten cousin !
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Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out
of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
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|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don't want.
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|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
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Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutesand finally Hillary asks why he is looking so sad.He says, "I just was wondering what I could do for the poor countries.""Well " says Chelsea, "you could throw $100,000 out the window of thehelicopter.
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Q: How many DP's does it take to

screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do
it.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and
PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.
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There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest. After a while the boy gets very cold and frightened so he says, "Mister i'm scared and cold, please let me go",the child molester cries out,"You think your scared I have to walk home alone!"
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