Waiter jokes

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit the bottom first?Not the blonde, she needed directions!
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Ring Ring...Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
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A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. Heasked if they had a license and, when they didn't, sent them off to getone. They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got thelicense from him.
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Q:
Why does Chelsea look so stupid and
ugly?
A: Heredity.
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Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle - just standing there, frozen.
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What did the
fish do when his piano
sounded odd?
He called the piano tuna!
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you

to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At
once!
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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Heard the one about the three blondes that

went ice fishing and didn't catch anything?

By the time they
cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was
time to go
home.
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