Was your wife a virgin when you married?

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Q: What did the football say to the football
player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
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Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking; lest she should wake and rise up talking.
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A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him into their community. But, also because they were good Catholics they did not eat red meat on Fridays. So, when their neighbor began barbequeing some juicy steak on Friday night, they began to squirm.
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Iraq has just ordered two
thousand
septic tanks from Russia.
As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive
them, they are going to invade
Iran.
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How can you tell a rabbit from a
skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
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The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that everything that mankind had experienced or would ever experience was discussed or mentioned in the Bible.After the sermon, he was shaking hands with the congregation as they filed out of the church.
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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout
wife
were
shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the
man's
oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous
blonde
bending over the counter to try on a necklace,
the friend asked "How in
the hell did YOU land a wife
like that?" The old man whispered back,
"Easy.
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What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.
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A big fat housewife is on her hands and

knees, scrubbing the kitchen
floor, when she suddenly yells to her
husband, "Come here quick,
Charlie!
I'm paralyzed! I can't get
up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says,
"Stand up, you silly old
bat. You're kneeling on one of your
tits."
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