Washcloth
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There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs & says:"Mommy what's that?" as he pointed down to her."Well, that's Mommy's washcloth."The next day he walked in on her again, & asked her again & she says it was her washcloth. Well, this time when he walked out she shaved it off because she got tired of him asking.So the next day when he walked in on her, he asks:"Mommy what happened to your washcloth?""Uh, Mommy lost it." So the little boy walked out.The next day he walked in on his mom & says:"Hey Mommy, the maid found your washcloth & she is washing Daddy's face with it!"
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