We go bear hunting

Why is
the monsters' football pitch
wet?
Because the players keep dribbling on it.
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What brings the monster's babies? The

Frankenstork.
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Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
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Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's backside and force fed it for 2 weeks. But because the experiment had never been documented and the idea was hard to comprehend they decided to have a go.
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Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.
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What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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What is a pigs favourite ballet?
Swine Lake!
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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. - Sacha GuitryWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha GuitryAn ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
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A bus filled with politicians was
driving
through the
countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus
driver,
caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and
crashes
into the ditch.

A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash
and
rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the
politicians
he buries them.
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