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"I was married 3 times"

explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll

never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms
and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."

"That's a
shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"

"She wouldn't eat
the mushrooms!"
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Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!
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What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A
whale of a time!
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A 54-year-old
accountant leaves a letter
for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I
am 54 years old,
and by the time you get this letter I will be at the
Grand Hotel
with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary.
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can

down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said

"Moving."
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One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo. He loaded the rifle and fired several shots at the target which was fifty yards away.
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School
Principal: I've called you into my
office, Peter, because I want to
talk to you about two words I wish
you wouldn't use so often. One is
"great" and the other is
"lousy." Peter: Certainly, sir. What are
they?
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This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis."No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
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An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
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