Weather jokes

Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
boat sinks.
Who is saved?
A: The United States of America.
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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse,

but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
A: Bach
in the saddle again.
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Standing at the
edge of the lake, a man
saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.
Unable to swim, the man
screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The
man said, "My wife
is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her.
I'll give you a
hundred dollars."
The fisherman dove into the water.
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The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid

Spanking
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|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month waiting list.Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?A: A St. Patrick's Day ParadeQ: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short.
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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't

pretty and wasn't ugly ?
She was pretty ugly
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What do you
call an amorous insect?
The
love bug.
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Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game. "Don't they know they're supposed to let us play through?" asked the first man. The other man shook his head.
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Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)
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A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and she let a big fart.
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