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|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!
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Why are football grounds odd?
Because you can
sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?Phil.
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How to Catch a White Elephant ========================== === Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you amuffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close,drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it.
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Q: What are the
small bumps around a woman s
nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'
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Who dropped a wad of notes with
an elastic
band round them?
I did!
Well, here's the elastic band.
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R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPo etry
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Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica. "Mustard!"
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What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
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Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
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