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Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.In addition, Wife 1.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
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Why are
Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.
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Age Jokes

"That's an
excellent essay for someone your age," said the English
teacher.

"How about for someone my Mum's age, Miss?"



"Welcome to
school, Simon," said the nursery school teacher to the
new boy.
"How old are you?" "I'm not old," said Simon. "I'm nearly

new.
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Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(baygull-bagel. ha ha ha.)
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Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all.
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, an hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept over board into a school of sharks.
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A young ventriloquist is touring the
clubs
and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in

Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual

dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her

chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid
blonde
jokes.
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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a

firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could
fly like that.
2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
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Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station. They saw Hillary's young lover there. Bill said to hillary if you were still with him, you were the wife of a filling station owner.Hillary said " NO! Then he would be the president of United States"
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