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You can read
his mind in his face.
Yes,
it's usually a complete blank.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really

good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one
piece!
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The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job
as a
vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of
intensive
training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice
his pitch on
his wife.

The next morning, the manager asked
the novice how he made out.
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A
soldier keeps a mug upside down and
tells the sergeant:

- I can't drink from this mug. It has no
opening.

The sergeant examines the mug and says:

- You are
right. And besides this, it has no bottom.
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Do vegetarians eat animal

crackers?
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Recently, Germany
conducted some scientific
exploration involving their best scientists. Core
drilling samples
of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the
core
examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.This last weekend I was reminded at the pace we are converting to metric. I was on I-75 in Ohio when I saw a sign that said:All signs metricNext 20 miles
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Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...1.Who do want to be most like in life:A.Vanna WhiteB.Michelle FieferC.Britney SpearsE.None of the Above2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:A.Run when you see the seekerB.Stay hiding until the seeker finds youC.Run when the seeker sees youE.
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|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!
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Q: How did bulldogs get such flat
noses? - A:
From chasing cars.
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