Weather jokes

Q: What do you call two blondes in a
canoe?

A: Fur traders.
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QUESTION: Do you know what
is honeymoon?
ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and
debting.
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Why didn't the dog play
cards on his ocean
cruise?
Because the captain stood on the deck.
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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian.
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Top 20 Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.3.
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Why did the boy jump up and down on
the
letter?
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office
won't send
them.
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A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300." "Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking." "Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth." "That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were gone, Mr.
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One guy says to another guy, "Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day...
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Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however, the laundry always get wet. All the laundry, that is, except for Sophie's. The other two women wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days that it rains.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cumin
!
Cumin who?
Cumin side, its freezing out there !
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