Weather jokes

If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he'd depressurize. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. If he had brains, he'd take them out and play with them. If he had console lights, we would see only the idle loop patterns. If he were any brighter he'd be in the visible spectrum.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bumbry
!
Bumbry who ?
Bumbry tuna !
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For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
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Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"
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One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."Her friend asks "What's the puzzle supposed to look like?"The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.
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|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I can explain""Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.
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Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a ghoul!
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Tech Support: "Which format are the images you
send?"
Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."
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We have women
in the military, but they
don't put us in the front lines. They don't
know if we can fight,
if we can kill. I think we can. All the general
has to do is walk
over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over
there? They say
you look fat in those uniforms.'
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A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "$100 if I lay down and $75 if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"
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