Weather jokes

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A:
Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time
the bulb burned
out and the date it was bought, one to decide
who's fault it is the bulb
burned out and ask why that brand was chosen
in the first place, ten to
decide to remodel the house as long as
they're changing
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What disease do horses fear most?
Hay
Fever!
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What do hamburger workers say on
Monday
morning?
Well, it's back to the old grind!
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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber
ducks !
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Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in

love?
A: They got married in the spring.
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|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in the disk drive after folding it several times in different directions. With a little luck, you should be able to get it jammed. Now, ask yourself.
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A lady with a
large flowery hat was
stopped at the church door by the
usher. "Are you a friend of the bride
?" he asked.

"Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's
mother."
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How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.
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|My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.
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** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.** No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit.** Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect.** Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!** Taxation WITH representation Ain't so hot, either!** White water...
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