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What kind of book did
Frankenstein's
monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.
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How do bees get to
school ?
By school
buzz !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold
!
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
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1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever.4. Dumbest dog: Afghan5. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.6. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.7.
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Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- -- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, "B-52" -------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- -- The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that :
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Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!"Mary Jane laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going tohelp that man!
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A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever.
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Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech...1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer.2. If she's in the kitchen like she should be, no one can hear her anyway.3. If she can talk, all she'll do is complain.4. Because she won't say "I will" instead of "I do."5. No man wants to hear "first down" during a basketball game.6.
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Teacher: Who was the
first woman on earth?

Fred: I don't know, Sir.
Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has
something to do with an apple.
Fred: Granny Smith?
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Did you hear about the two little boys who

found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?
'Quick,'
said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !
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