Weather jokes

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.He opened his newspaper and began reading.
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Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
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One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked."Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.
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A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it for.The man replies, "I want to shoot cans!"What? Cans! You don't need a .
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|"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
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Why do hamburgers feel sad at
barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
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Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with a bad breath.
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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through

northern California's apple country.

He stopped at an orchard
and asked the owner, "How much are yer
apples?"

"All you
can pick for one dollar," said the rancher.

"Okay," said the
Pennsylvanian. "I'll take two dollars'
worth."
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension

headache?
A bad mood!
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Have you seen www.busfull.com?
No, I'm
afraid that one passed me by.
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