Weather jokes

Submarines are safer than airplanes.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde who

thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
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What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in

dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious
financial
trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.
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A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"
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|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.6.
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Doctor: Did you know
that there
are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?

Larry: Shhh, doctor!
There are three dogs outside in the waiting
room!
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What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
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A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large bowl with shit and proceed to slurp it noisily, to the amazement of his audience.One night he had just begun the wow finish of his act when he stopped in his tracks. "Go ahead," said the stage manager. "Eat the shit, eat the shit!""I just can't do it", said the magician.
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