Weather jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the
garden ?
The tiger lily !
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What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
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|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingOLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropyOLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get puncturedOLD TRASH never dies, they just bury itOLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identitiesOLD
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One
agent stops by another agent's
table to tell him the big news: "Elvis
just died!"

The
second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career
move."
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Male secretary : "Feel free to use my

dictaphone."
New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger
like
everyone else."
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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says "Watson, do yousee the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can youdeduce from it?"Watson yawns and tries to play the game.
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I've been sitting at this computer for hours
and I haven't seen a
single website.
That's because you're
supposed to sit facing the screen.
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What is a dog's favourite Easter
treat?

Jelly bones!
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How can you tell if a tornado is
stupid?


-If it spins anti-cyclonically
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1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.6.
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