Weather jokes

Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.
Category: Men - 0 Comments

Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her

birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but he only did it so as not to
have to do the washing-up. Mum's
too frightened he'll break it!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic "smart" missiles.Pentagon denied the statement, saying that all of them had safely returned to NATO's base.
Category: Politics - 0 Comments

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A
tender, loving hare.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
Category: Religion - 0 Comments

|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss.
Category: Dumb Jokes - 0 Comments

What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in
your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose
your
money.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Why did the teacher
wear
sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
pointed two fingers at
the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!"

"Don't you mean a stick up?" asked the girl.
"No," said the robber,
"it's a muckup. I've forgotten my
gun."
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments