What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselvesstanding before the pearly gates of Heaven, where StPeter and the Devil were standing nearby.
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Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the
Grand
Canon and got stuck
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|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?""You'll know tonight." he said.That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
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What do you give an elephant with big feet
?
Plenty of room !
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There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. So he explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o'clock.
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So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth.
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Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep togetherAi Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee tableFat Ho---------------------An unattractive womanAr U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation greetingChin Tu Fat----------------You need a face liftChow Mai Dong-------------Romantic
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Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law. She swore to me she wouldn't talk to me for a month!!Then so bad about it? You should celebrate the event!!No, no, see...that was four weeks ago, and today is the last day...
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Father: I hear you skipped school
to play
football
Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!
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Doctor,
Doctor, everyone keeps
ignoring me.
Next please!
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