What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anya
!
Anya who ?
Anya best behavior !
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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.
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Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: An
adder.
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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step

on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lady: You
certainly did!
Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the
right
row!
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Who is the bees favourite singer ?
Sting
!
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|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.5.
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|...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over 2 years old. They were discussing geography and..."Where does mommy live?""Minneapolis.""Where does grandma live?""Baltimore.""Where does grandpa live?""Baltimore.
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You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
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Why are pigs such great
football fans?

They're always rooting.
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Mary:
My daughter believes in
preventative medicine, doctor.

Doctor: Oh, really?

Mary:
Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
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