What did the egg say to the boiling water?

Which ghost sailed the seven seas

looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming's ball, but as you know the evil stepsisiers and stepmother will not let her. So they leave her all alone on the big night, cleaning the place."Oh, how I wish I could go!" Cinderella sighed.No sooner had she said this than her Fairy Godmother appeared, holding a long, beautiful white dress.
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|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.4.
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Pilot: Tower, please call me
a fuel
truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
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1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minutes, or you will be logged off.2. You have been on-line 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on you,but there are OTHER people in the world who would like to sign on. Let's show some consideration for our fellow members and sign off, WHADDYA SAY?3.
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Two opposing county chairman were sharing

a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass
up
a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a
cab, I
give the driver a sizable tip and say, 'Vote Democratic.'"

His opponent said, "I have a better scheme, and it
doesn't cost
me a nickel.
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|Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Microsoft Barbie
...Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head
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Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam.
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