What do you call a sleeping bull?

Q: What do you call a truckload
of
vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.
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On his way out of
church, Frank stopped
at the door to speak to the
minister. "Would it be right," he asked,
"for a person to profit
from the mistakes of another?"

"Absolutely not!" replied the pastor.
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What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops
!
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Do vampires get
AIDS?
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Five Englishmen
in an Audi Quattro
arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian customer agent stops
them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to
putta fiva people ina
Quattro."

"What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the
Englishmen.

"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.
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What do you
call ten Utah State law
students standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I
didn't know where the
Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time
remember where you put things!
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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a
ghastly station.
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|Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.
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The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"
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