What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to death!
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A friend
of mine just got divorced. He and
his ex-wife split the
house. He got the outside.
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A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped accross the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, "Asshole attorneys". The man next to him recoiled in outrage saying "I want you to know I highly resent that remark"."Why, are you an attorney?""No, I'm an asshole."
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Can you spell a pretty girl with two
letters?
QT (cutey).
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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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What do you call an alien surfing the
Internet?
e-t.
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Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about it, he begges to go. The two men are skeptical, because every time there friend goes, he scares away all the game. The friend promises that if he is allowed to go, he will stay at the camp site, because he likes to camp more than hunt. They agree and they start on their trip.
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Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers.The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where did those flowers come from?"The other proctologist answered very cooly, "How should I know.
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'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl
to the fortune-teller.
'That's very expensive,isn't it
?'
'Next!'
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Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.
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