What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen
appliance
that lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a garbage
compactor.
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Q: What thoughts
do Blondes have after
reading these jokes?
A: None, as usual... and they most likely didn't
understand them
either.
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Ned: What does
your Dad sell ?
Ed:
Salt.
Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.
Ed: Shake.
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Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
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A young man asked an old rich
man how he
made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and
said, "Well, son, it
was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I
was down to my last
nickel.

"I invested that nickel in an
apple.
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A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator."What are you doing?", asked the Mom."Mom I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is pretty much my husband.
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A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the of Mark.
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|The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer industry, has found a lower cost alternative to address the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December 31, 1999.
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|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Miami
mice !
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