What is brown and has holes in it?

by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet UP when you are done.2. If you are cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to includesomething from each of the four major male food groups:*** Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red.***3. Don't make him hold your purse in the mall.4.
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Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
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Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of
the tree
?
A: Because it was dead.
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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands
of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait
four years.
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it

was the chickens day off.
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Why did the elephant jump in
the lake
when it began to rain ?
To stop getting wet !
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A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past. "Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 racesand won over ?5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn.
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What's a cow's favourite love

song?
When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
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I've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don't really know. I've
heard it growling, it
doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's
what I want to
find out.
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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry
about
having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.
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