What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?

How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an
icy-stare!
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.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
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Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.
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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benjamin
!
Benjamin who ?
Benjamin the blues !
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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature.
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As they meet, one man looks at the otherknowingly, points at his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969." The other hooks his thumb behind him and says, "Dog shit, 20 feetback."
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When does a horse neigh?
Whinny wants to!
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A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. The pastor had to make a trip to the port-a-pottylocated on the shore, so he got out of the boat, walked across the water and in the same matter, came back to the boat after he was finished. A little later, the priest had to make the trip also.
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Q: What's the ultimate
embarrassment for a
blonde?

A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal
detector.
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