What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
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Martha Stewart vs Me...Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
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Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one bloke asks his friend."No way!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?""Fuck no!" his mate replies."Well," says the first bloke,"what the hell are you doing fuckin' around with my wife?"
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What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
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Q: How many fire safety
guys dose it
take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One -- but it's an 8 hour
minimum.
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Q. What kind of
motor vehicles are in
the Bible?
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid

Spanking
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An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy with his accommodations, he complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The attorney immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at least three years before his appeal could be heard.
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From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You're A Bad Surgeon General10. You've got a pack of Marlboros rolled up in your lab coat sleeve.9. You never appear in public without a half-empty bottle of Bacardi rum.8. Morning, noon and night, you can be found wandering around in a hospital gown.7. Always confusing defibrillator with fry-o-lator.6.
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