What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems."Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college.""It's true," replied Bush, "but it isn't my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose."
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A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him.
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Did you hear about the cross eyed

teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils!
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Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs If there's a war you can surrender really early You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
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Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.""But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things.""True enough," said Mrs. Whembleton.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adolf
!
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
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Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.Doctor: Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS.
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Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because women have four lips and men have two heads!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

"Trick-or-tweet!"
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What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit.
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