What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?

An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life.The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours.
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What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Why was Cinderella able to surf the
web?
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
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Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western orEnglish saddle.Judi asked what the difference was."Well, one has a horn and the other doesn't.""Just get the one without the horn. I don't thinkwe'll run into too much traffic out here."
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What happened when the girl dressed as a

spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir
without
her.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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Whats the difference between your wife and your

job?
After 10 years, the job still sucks.
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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a
Branch
Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving
down a steep
mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car
failed.
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Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the
winternet.
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