What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?

The Mafia was looking for a new man to make

weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were

'protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide
to use a
deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to get
caught, he
wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was
doing.
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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
They never
stop to ask directions.
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An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, "Well, it looks plastic." Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
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The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish.
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What is the witches motto ?
We came, we saw,
we conjured !
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"Grandma, why don't you
drink tea
anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got
stuck in my
throat."
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During training exercises, the lieutenant who
was
driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in
the mud
with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck,
sir?" asked
the lieutenant as he pulled alongside "Nope," replied the
colonel,
coming over and handing him the keys "Yours is."
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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went

to night school to learn to read in the dark?
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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
you have ?
Plenty of milk !
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