What would Princess Diana be doing right...

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like
a
pack of hot dogs
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Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries. "I just don't get it." said one. "She's an airhead -- nothing going on upstairs."That may be true," replied the other, "but I don't think that's the floor he's getting off on."
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MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so you would love her.MAN: God, she has such beautiful blue eyes.GOD: I know I made them for her so you would love her.MAN: There is only one thing wrong with her. She is a little dense.GOD: I know..I made her that way so she could love YOU!
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over
a rock
and hit her head on the moon.
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What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
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Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet.
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A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. "What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrased, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor.
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Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the
church.
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Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned
in
the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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1st vampire: How things?
2nd vampire:
Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn
by 50 pints at
the blood bank.
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