When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...

What did the spider say to the fly ?
We're
getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
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INTERVIEWER to job
applicant: "Do you
think you could come up with any reason you want this
job other than
your parents want you out of their house?"
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What do cannibal say when they say
grace?
''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''
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What's a zombie's favorite pop song?

Dead sails in the sunset.
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Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile back or kick a field goal!
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There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, "do you want to live with your dad?" the kid says "no! he beats me!". The judge says,"you want to live with your mom?" "no! she beats me too!".So the judge says, "who do you want to live with then?"The kid says, "The Cleveland Browns...
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Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off
a
building, who would hit the ground first?
A. The brunette
because the blonde would stop for directions.
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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.
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A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency romm of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do.""I haven't got the fingers.
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How do you fix a broken website?
With
stick e-tape.
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