Who\'s backward?

What's a cow's favourite love

song?
When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
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What is a baby elephant after he is five
weeks
old ?
Six weeks old !
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The
mother of a problem child was
advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far
too upset and worried about
your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers
regularly."

On her
next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers
calmed
you down?"

"Yes," the boy's mother answered.
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A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated student blurted out."To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.A few minutes later the student spoke up again.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.For every action, there is equal and opposite criticism.He who hesitates is usually right.Never do card tricks with the group you play poker with.
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The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1SG said: "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see." The CO said "I see millions of stars." 1st Sgt.
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Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she
ordered a
cheeseburger without the cheese.
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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport then could get himself home.So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
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"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.""Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his."Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours.""Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.
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