Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Category: Ethnic - 0 Comments

|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Category: Kids Jokes - 0 Comments

The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Discusses policy with GodPRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

Why did the pro football player from the

last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
He wanted to
know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too
much tea?
A: He drowned in his teapea.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Why did the blonde tip-toe
past the
medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping
tablets!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in thecotton fields and never amounted to much.The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of twoweevils."
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

An airline pilot wrote that on this

particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

The airline had a policy, which required the first officer to stand at

the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks
for
flying XYZ airline.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments