Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

Clinton goes around telling people we humans

are genetically 99.9% similar.
Apparently the 0.1% is the
character gene.
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Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?
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What dog would you want on your American football

team?
A golden receiver!
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Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had.The clerk replied "Heck no sister, you nuns and aren't supposed to drink that stuff!"The nun said "Well my son it is not for us you see, it is for Mother Teresa," then the nun whispers "She has the constipation.
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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
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"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible." "If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."
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A man in a bar
sees a
friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he
comments, "You look terrible. What's the
problem?"

"My mother
died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."

"Gee, that's
tough," he replied.

"Then in July," the friend continued, "My
father died, leaving me
$50,000."

"Wow.
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Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!
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What does ever horse and rider do at the same
time?
Grow old!
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Yo
mama so ugly when they took her to the
beautician it took 12 hours. .
.for a quote!
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