Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume. When asked why he did this he stated -"I want to leave no tern unstoned"
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This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She says "I want to kill my husband".He says "Sorry, I can't do that."She then reaches inter her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husbandin bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
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Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not

paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies
with
her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do?
Friend:
Don't worry; be hoppy!
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What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
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|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.
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If six children and two dogs were under
an
umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn't
raining.
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Why did your sister keep running
around her
bed ?
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
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Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farm house, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay over night.
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A police officer stopped a young man for
speeding. He stepped out
of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and
swaggered up to the
young man's window. "What chew driving so fast
for boy? You going to a
fahhr? Let me see your license, boy." The
young man handed over his
license.
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A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head."There was this black guy once" she said to the midwife. Then she screamed again and out pops a yellow body. "That must be the Chinese guy I slept with" she said.
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