Why do gorillas have big noses?

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson@AOL.com).Unfor tunately, he forgot his wife's exact email address and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson (JJohnson@AOL.
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What do they call a meeting among the most

brilliant people in Burger Land?
A MEATing of the minds!
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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by

King Arthur?
Sir Lunchalot.
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10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit. 8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10. 7. The "It's a Small World After All" creatures go on a rampage. 6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill Clinton, kill Clinton." 5.
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Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the "overs".
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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.
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Mandy: Our teacher went on a
special banana
diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could
climb trees well!
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Q: What did the blonde do when she found out
she
was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the
three guys.
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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
Ho hum
hum !
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Teacher: "Who built the first American
car?"
Student: "Me Pilgrims."
Teacher: "The Pilgrims?"

Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."
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