Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?

No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
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Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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Yo mama's so fat, when
she was in school
she
sat next to everybody!
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What do you call a scruffy,
lazy ant?

Decadant.
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What does CPA stand for?
Can't Produce
Anything
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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies

quiet?
Egyptian dummies.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are

wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they
come
upon a rotting, dead camel.

"Well," said the
Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club,
so I'll eat the liver."


"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat
the
heart.
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Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientists can't get the mice to butt fuck.
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How do you fit
five elephants into a car
?
Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove

compartment !
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These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q: How old is your son-the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
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