Why does an elephant have four feet?

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what she was doing, she said "I`m playing the Tabla" He turned around & told her "Alright now you can start playing the flute".Sent by Sowmya
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What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent is his mother.
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What did the man do when he got a big gas

bill?
He exploded.
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Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit.When he was being examined the doctor shoved the muffin, the Twinkie, and finally the cookie up the guy's ass.
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Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
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|What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bacon !
Bacon
who ?
Bacon a cake for your birthday !
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There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was totally destroyed. There were millions of people dead it was a real tragedy. With that many people of course things got backed up at the pearly gates, where they have to interview everyone. The people were lined up for miles.
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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie."I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie."I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
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Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
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