Why don't blondes use vibrators?

A man was complaining to a
friend.
"I
had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a

beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the
friend.
"My wife found out."
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How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard
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Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies off the bride!
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|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in.
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How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.
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|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he comes staggering through." So Mrs.
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What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry.
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What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrots.
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What do you get if you cross a
computer and a
Rottweiller ?
A computer with a lot of bites !
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Knock Knock Who's there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes! Knock Knock Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amosquito just bit me! Knock Knock Who's there? Amy! Amy who? Amy fraid I've forgotten! Knock Knock Who's there? Annetta! Annetta who? Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here! Knock Knock Who's there? Annie!
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