Why is sex like money in the bank?

|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog.
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What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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Jesus and Moses
are sitting in a boat
fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I
want to do a miracle so we can
feel like the good old days." and Moses
says "Yeah sure." So Jesus
gets up and says "I think I'll walk on
the
water, that was always
a good one.
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The new employee
stood before the paper
shredder looking confused.

"Need some help?" a secretary asked.


"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"


"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding
it

into the shredder.

"Thanks, but where do the copies come
out?"
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate."Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man."We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied."Oh, come along with me then.
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One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment. She pulled off one of its legs, then asked it to run. The beetle obeyed her command. Then, she pulled off a second leg and asked it to run. It did, but with a lot of difficulty. Finally, she pulled the remaining legs off and asked it to run.
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A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 8.
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What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned with how manyinches and how long it will last.
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
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ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved.
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