Why isn\'t gambling allowed in Africa?

Q: What do you call a blonde
that can suck a
golfball through a water hose?

A:Sweetheart!
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What is a mosquito's favourite sport
?
Skin-diving !
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Neck Exercises by G. Rarff
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the

classroom today ?
Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't
have school dinners
yesterday !
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A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?""Of course I do. It is the Bible." the lady replies!"Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" he asked."Oh, Jonah ... Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.
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Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex.
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What kind of phone makes music?
A
saxophone.
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It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded hiswife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.
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Fred: I met a really
conceited actor
the other day.
Harry: Why do you say he's conceited?
Fred: Well,
every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he
went to the
window and took a bow.
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How do you make a slow reindeer fast
?
Don't feed it !
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