Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?

What do you call
an elephant in a phone
box?
Stuck.
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A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are you my father?"The doctor said, "No, I am the doctor that delivered you." Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.
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|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.
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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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Why did the Gorilla fail English?
He had
little Ape-titude!
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A big, burly man visited the pastor's home

and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her

charitable impulses.

"Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I
wish to draw your attention
to the terrible plight of a poor family
in this district.
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Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she

fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Q: Why couldn't the animals
on Noah's Ark
play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the
deck!
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : " DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS " At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law.
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