Wife isn't in the car

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked

through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly

lady answered.
"How much are your aardvarks?" he asked.

"They're L6 each," came the reply.
"Did you raise them yourself?"
inquired the man.
"Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5
each."
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A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".
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Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER and says his wife's been in an accident.They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case and they page the doctor.Doc comes out to the waiting room to see a terribly upset Mr. Jones."Mr.
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British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form usedfor Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following areactual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.- I would not breed from this Officer.
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|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi.
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B batteries?If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then
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believe that the members of the dental

profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her
mouth and
get away with it.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amaso
!
Amaso who ?
Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
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Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
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With four
daughters and one son always
dashing to school activities and part-time
jobs, our schedule was
hectic.

To add to this, we kept running out of household
supplies.

I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any

item by writing it down on a note pad on the
refrigerator.
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